What do you do when you’re in the doctor’s office, you don’t want to touch any magazines for fear of getting some contagious disease, and you’ve already watched the headline news loop twice? I do what I do best — look for things to edit. This day, I only had to look as far as the wall.
In this case, a comma after “needed” and a lower case “p” in “Please” is all they would need to revive this ailing sign. I’m not going to argue about the capital “P” in physician.